walkerflexasranger:

snizzydoesit:

nawyougood:

this…is so…ADORABLE!

Her little voice with her lil accent!!!!

She would never get in trouble.
Never.

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niggasandcomputers:

"AR 15 inside my trench.Plus I blend in with the fuckin’ trenches"
 

donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

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1998miracle:

free him

punkrockgurl69:

yourataribaby:

videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

What is this bird? Like it speaks with such clarity and read her expression so fast?

This is fascinating

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highkeygay:

This fit is sooooo clean